OH MY GOD I SHIP THEM SO HARD
"...You know, it's rumored Michaelangelo was ... like you are, Calvin."
"Black?"
"[laugh] No. Uh, you know. Gay."
"Have you ever seen the Statue of David, Dale? Yeaaaah. That guy was straight as a circle."
AND THEN I LAUGH UNTIL I FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR.
"Black?"
"[laugh] No. Uh, you know. Gay."
"Have you ever seen the Statue of David, Dale? Yeaaaah. That guy was straight as a circle."
AND THEN I LAUGH UNTIL I FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR.