So tonight I went to see my friend Eric perform all the fucking way downtown. In fact, in a spot which is almost as inconvenient from my apartment as it's possible to be while staying in Manhattan (which I note because visiting my boyfriend now takes me on a lovely romp through three boroughs). But for once I actually managed to find my way without getting lost, which was great!
The downside is that I don't love wandering around New York in the middle of the night. Eric was scheduled to play at midnight and went on a little late; after he finished I hung out with friends for awhile, and regretted that I'd had half a drink, because apparently my tolerance has gotten worse since college somehow.* So somewhere around quarter of two, I asked Josh to walk me back to the train station. That went fine.
I got there--at an F/V stop--and was informed that there were no uptown F or V trains running, but they had routed an uptown E through the station on the downtown track, which would be leaving shortly. Now, that's honestly potentially more convenient for me--I'd planned to take the F to the D to the A, but the E goes straight to the A, cutting out a whole transfer! Awesome! Except that "leaving shortly" meant "leaving in about 20 minutes, give or take."
So I took the E two stops to West 4, where I could transfer to the A. But, in the immortal words of
Alien Loves Predator, "The A Train is never coming." So I waited and waited--and while this was going on, for the record, Rachel was staying half awake at home waiting for a phone call from me. Because while our neighborhood is actually quite nice and safer than most (-ahem- we're not the ones living in Bed-Stuy...) it's still not exactly a great idea to wander around alone in the middle of the night, particularly if one is petite and doesn't run too quickly. So I told her if there was no one out I'd call her as I walked home.
But after another half an hour, the A train hadn't arrived. The next thing to come was another E, and having given up, essentially (I was hoping to get pretty far uptown before giving in and taking a cab--I'm very, very broke at the moment, and from that far down would probably have ben $40, which I can't really justify spending when there's public transit, even if it is slow as hell) I hopped that up to 34th, where I waited for an A.
Which came! In only a few minutes! And ran local. For those who are curious, I live above 200th street. That's, let's see...19 stops when running local. Which blows. But as it turned out, I didn't have to take all those stops. Because the A train has decided, once again, that it doesn't feel like running past 168 on weekends anymore. In the past, when this has happened, there's been a special A shuttle running on the opposite track, for some reason. Or I was able to take the 1--but the 1 is another six blocks from my apartment, and it was creeping up on 3:30 AM at this point, and again, my preference is to do as little traipsing about in the middle of the night as possible. So I didn't want to take the 1, and there was no shuttle train.
They were running a shuttle bus.
Um...yeah. It's not as bad as it could have been, but as a general rule, there's a reason I take subways up- and downtown instead of buses, and it's because buses suck. And despite being 3:30 AM, it was entirely full. Mostly of drunk folks. So.
I am home safe. It's five of four in the morning.
* Sort of. Half a drink makes me want to puke, but doesn't get me remotely tipsy. This is highly irritating.