A Mighty Fine Life

I am still not Pamela, not even when you drunk dial me. Not even if you drunk dial me THREE TIMES IN HALF AN HOUR, OH MY GOD PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY.

That is all.

[phone rings with a number I don't know]

Me: Hello?

Dude: Pamela?

Me: Nope. No Pamela here.

Dude: Where is she?

Me: I don't know. This is my cell phone, you have a wrong number.

Dude: WHERE is Pamela?

Me: I DON'T KNOW. I am NOT Pamela, this my cell phone.

Dude: Who are YOU?

Me: Not Pamela. This is my phone.

Dude: Who are you?

Me: NOT PAMELA.

Dude: Jeeze, fine. [hangs up]

........Um, why would I give out information about who I am to some random dude who called a wrong number? Also, he is definitely not the first person who's called for her. Pamela needs to keep people more up to date when she changes phone numbers.