A Mighty Fine Life

queenitsy: Did you see how I answered my phone twice in one day?

poisonivory: It's a miracle! … Or a sign of the end times.

queenitsy: So it's either really good or really bad.

poisonivory: I do love extremes.

"When you write a memoir about me, be sure to mention that I only use little spoons. I hate big spoons!"

That is all.

queenitsy: Did you see the trailer for Corbin's new movie?

poisonivory: Nay.

queenitsy: oh *man*. it looks terrible. I MUST SEE IT OPENING NIGHT. (Also in the interview about it, he apparently said he's "too busy to date" which, you know, is Hollywood for "is gay," I'm pretty sure.)
http://www.freestylemovie.com/

poisonivory: Oh man, even the first line of the trailer is terrible. I do think that casting Madison Pettis as his sister is perfect and adorable.

queenitsy: Agreed. And his dad plays his dad again. I believe.

poisonivory: Otherwise it would be too confusing for him. "WAIT, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! WHO ARE YOU? DADDEEEEEE!"

queenitsy: I 'm a little surprised every character he plays isn't named Corbin to avoid confusion.

poisonivory: No, but they all seem to start with C.

queenitsy: and now I have a mental picture of teeny, tiny!Corbin singing "C is for Corbin" to the tune of "C is for Cookie". And my heart just exploded.

poisonivory: "It's like I'm a crazy cat woman, but instead I'm a crazy duck person, and the ducks are imaginary!"

queenitsy: I'm putting that on the internet.

ETA:

queenitsy: "It'll be just like Groundhog's Day."

poisonivory: "But with more farting."

queenitsy: "If there was one thing that movie was missing, it was more farting.

"All I remember about TaleSpin is that a monkey served people alcohol. I want that. But without the monkey."

"Or how in that one episode, Rico had a snow cone-serving monkey in his locker."

"Exactly. I want that. But without the monkey. Or the locker."

"Or Rico."

"Actually, I just want a snow cone. Or alcohol."