Regarding my icon, that's how the ink got on my nose to begin with
Things I learned today:
- At some point over the weekend, a purple pen in my drawer exploded;
- My HR director is the sort of person who will point out you have ink on your nose instead of just staring at it;
- When one pen in a drawer explodes, all nearby pens must also be thrown out;
- Soap from the office bathroom will not take ink out of clothing;
- Purple ink ≠ grape flavor